Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
I hope you dumped his ass.
this is why i love the simpsons so much
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
she a disney princess
The world is watching, White America.
FIGHT TERRORISM, STOP COPS.